Post by Julie Clementae on Sept 19, 2010 10:25:05 GMT -5
I know, it's cheesy, but I was doing a spitball-writing thing for fun, where you write three sentences of a story and pass it on, the next person reads it and adds three more sentences and etc. And Miri wrote something that gave me the idea for this story, and I had enough fun writing it that I've already got 2 more chapters written out, though not typed up yet.
Here's the first part, tell me what you think!
You have got to be kidding me. Katrin muttered. It was her first day at a new high school and so far she wasn't impressed. No computers- they made you read books for information the old fashioned way.
And the teachers were weird! The home ec. teacher was an 'it'- no one could guess 'Lamuria's' gender. The chemistry teacher called herself Rossignol and and ALREADY set something on fire- the gym teacher. Katrin didn't get a very good look at him as he ran out of the auditorium flailing wildly. The art teacher was a slut with a goth complex, the botany teacher was an even bigger slut who was (barely) dressed in aslutty skimpy green dress and was practically hanging off the principal.
The principal himself had walked onto the stage eating a bowl of ice cream dressed completely in red. Now he finished and tossed the bowl offstage and stepped up to the podium. 'Welcome, freshmen, to Crepusculum High School. I am Principal Damnedblood. Follow the rules or you will die a slow and painful death." He said this all with a look that meant you almost think he was serious.... "Now, to your classes!" He clapped his hands and... Disappeared??!? Katrin, along with all the other freshmen, began shuffling out, looking at their schedules.
Let's see, first class is... Astronomy. Brilliant. It took several minutes for her to find the classroom and she walked in late. "Ms. Ramone, I presume?" asked the teacher in a cold voice. He had long blue hair and an 'X' scar between his yellow eyes. "Sit down. I am Mr. Tyrant and I will be your astronomy teacher..."
She had three other classes after that- home ec. (the older students were right; it was impossible to figure out what Lamuria was), chemistry- where the teacher had two more fires and one minor explosion- and then gym.
The gym teacher began yelling at the students the instant they waked in the door. "I am your gym teacher! You will address me as 'Coach Gamlxltoe! I want five laps," he pointed at the track, then, seeing their incredulous looks added, "NOW!!!!" Everyone hurried to do what he said.
First to finished their laps were a couple of senior guys- one with spiky red hair and another with spiky blond hair- spiky seemed to be the hair style of choice here. Soon after them was a guy with shaggy blond hair under a green hat- he seemed to be the class clown. Just behind Katrin was some weird kid with green hair and a purple headband. He seemed to have been muttering to himself the first few laps- Is he schizo?- and then Coach Gamlxltoe yelled at him, "HEY SCARTH! KICK YOUR BUTT INTO GEAR- I KNOW YOU CAN RUN FASTER THAN THAT!" Scarth ran faster immediately- knocking Katrin over as he passed by.
"Oh, dear!" Said a nice looking junior girl, stopping to help Katrin up. "Are you alright?" Katrin began dusting herself off."Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.What's his deal?" She asked, gesturing at Scarth. "Oh, he's always doing something to encourage chaos. I'm Jasmine Loque." Jasmine smiled at her, "If you have any questions feel free to ask me." "Will do," she replied, "My name's Katrin."
The red-haired kid ran over. "Hey, Jasmine. What happened? Is the freshman alright?" Katrin noticed he didn't even look at her- too busy looking intently at Jasmine, who blushed ever-so-slightly. "Oh, hi Andy. Yes, she's fine, she just took a little fall." Awh, how cute! Katrin thought, They like each other! "HEY!" yelled the coach, "GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE SO WE CAN CONTINUE CLASS!"
~After Class~
The speakers crackled to life. "Will Ms. Ramone please report to the principals office." Darn! She'd almost made it out the door.Now she sighed and trudged to the office. Just ahead of her was the botany teacher, Lilith. She went into the office and shut the door behind her. Katrin sat down in a chair outside the office and waited.
After about ten minutes she checked her watch and sighed, annoyed. If I wait around much longer I'll be late for the bus. She got up and knocked on the door quietly. There was no response except for the sounds of movement inside. She stuck her ear near the door frame and listened in. After a moment her expression turned horrified. "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!"
Well, I hope you liked it! I won't post any more parts of it unless someone (other than Miri) asks me to, so that I don't clutter the story board with something no one is reading.
Bya!~
Here's the first part, tell me what you think!
You have got to be kidding me. Katrin muttered. It was her first day at a new high school and so far she wasn't impressed. No computers- they made you read books for information the old fashioned way.
And the teachers were weird! The home ec. teacher was an 'it'- no one could guess 'Lamuria's' gender. The chemistry teacher called herself Rossignol and and ALREADY set something on fire- the gym teacher. Katrin didn't get a very good look at him as he ran out of the auditorium flailing wildly. The art teacher was a slut with a goth complex, the botany teacher was an even bigger slut who was (barely) dressed in a
The principal himself had walked onto the stage eating a bowl of ice cream dressed completely in red. Now he finished and tossed the bowl offstage and stepped up to the podium. 'Welcome, freshmen, to Crepusculum High School. I am Principal Damnedblood. Follow the rules or you will die a slow and painful death." He said this all with a look that meant you almost think he was serious.... "Now, to your classes!" He clapped his hands and... Disappeared??!? Katrin, along with all the other freshmen, began shuffling out, looking at their schedules.
Let's see, first class is... Astronomy. Brilliant. It took several minutes for her to find the classroom and she walked in late. "Ms. Ramone, I presume?" asked the teacher in a cold voice. He had long blue hair and an 'X' scar between his yellow eyes. "Sit down. I am Mr. Tyrant and I will be your astronomy teacher..."
She had three other classes after that- home ec. (the older students were right; it was impossible to figure out what Lamuria was), chemistry- where the teacher had two more fires and one minor explosion- and then gym.
The gym teacher began yelling at the students the instant they waked in the door. "I am your gym teacher! You will address me as 'Coach Gamlxltoe! I want five laps," he pointed at the track, then, seeing their incredulous looks added, "NOW!!!!" Everyone hurried to do what he said.
First to finished their laps were a couple of senior guys- one with spiky red hair and another with spiky blond hair- spiky seemed to be the hair style of choice here. Soon after them was a guy with shaggy blond hair under a green hat- he seemed to be the class clown. Just behind Katrin was some weird kid with green hair and a purple headband. He seemed to have been muttering to himself the first few laps- Is he schizo?- and then Coach Gamlxltoe yelled at him, "HEY SCARTH! KICK YOUR BUTT INTO GEAR- I KNOW YOU CAN RUN FASTER THAN THAT!" Scarth ran faster immediately- knocking Katrin over as he passed by.
"Oh, dear!" Said a nice looking junior girl, stopping to help Katrin up. "Are you alright?" Katrin began dusting herself off."Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.What's his deal?" She asked, gesturing at Scarth. "Oh, he's always doing something to encourage chaos. I'm Jasmine Loque." Jasmine smiled at her, "If you have any questions feel free to ask me." "Will do," she replied, "My name's Katrin."
The red-haired kid ran over. "Hey, Jasmine. What happened? Is the freshman alright?" Katrin noticed he didn't even look at her- too busy looking intently at Jasmine, who blushed ever-so-slightly. "Oh, hi Andy. Yes, she's fine, she just took a little fall." Awh, how cute! Katrin thought, They like each other! "HEY!" yelled the coach, "GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE SO WE CAN CONTINUE CLASS!"
~After Class~
The speakers crackled to life. "Will Ms. Ramone please report to the principals office." Darn! She'd almost made it out the door.Now she sighed and trudged to the office. Just ahead of her was the botany teacher, Lilith. She went into the office and shut the door behind her. Katrin sat down in a chair outside the office and waited.
After about ten minutes she checked her watch and sighed, annoyed. If I wait around much longer I'll be late for the bus. She got up and knocked on the door quietly. There was no response except for the sounds of movement inside. She stuck her ear near the door frame and listened in. After a moment her expression turned horrified. "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!"
Well, I hope you liked it! I won't post any more parts of it unless someone (other than Miri) asks me to, so that I don't clutter the story board with something no one is reading.
Bya!~
so wild and OOC. probably why it's called a crack story haha.
