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Post by Lilith on Nov 24, 2009 20:52:19 GMT -5
All had been well and quiet in Vuoto...until Lilith showed up.
"I don't care if he's busy--I WANT TO TALK TO HIM RIGHT NOW!!!!!"
They had been married for just over a month now. Everything had been going so well, both partaking in and enjoying all what the married life had to offer...such as fun fun fun (and in more ways than one) and having to actually care about what the other one was complaining about.
And then in the past few weeks the queen of Alberisato became the moody queen of grouchiness--whom of which decided to visit her loving husband today, holding with her some awesome marriage-like news.
And b****ing to the extreme.
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Post by Trucido Damnedblood on Nov 24, 2009 20:58:25 GMT -5
Trucido had heard his lovely wife screaming, so he left the library, and walked to the woman he loved. She looked the same, maybe her shirt was tighter, because her breasts looked like they were popping out of it.
"Yes, my dear, I am here. What would you like to talk about?" He asked in a pleasing tone.
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Post by Lilith on Nov 24, 2009 21:08:42 GMT -5
Lilith looked a little off-put by Trucido's kindness...which was odd of her especially since he was always so kind to her. Today it was almost as though he offended her by being so nice.
"What do you mean 'what would you like to talk about'?! Can't you see it?! Look at this!!" she shrieked as she pointed to her easily seen tighter dress. She shook fiercely in anger.
"That idiot working in the laundry managed to shrink it! I think she did this on purpose--BUT EVERYONE KEEPS LAUGHING AND I'M GOING TO HAVE THEM ALL PUBLICLY EXECUTED!!!!"
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Post by Trucido Damnedblood on Nov 24, 2009 21:13:35 GMT -5
Trucido looked at the dress and then he said "Lilith, The dress did not shrink, it goes to your feet, like it normally does... Have you been puking in the morning?"
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Post by Lilith on Nov 24, 2009 21:18:28 GMT -5
"DON'T YOU CHANGE THE SUBJECT ON ME! It's tighter, she screwed up! SEE, LOOK!"
She even turned and showed one of the seamlines starting to split. Lilith whined as she looked at it.
"I can't believe this. It wasn't that small before! I KNOW IT WASN'T!" she screamed again and glared at Trucido, "and you don't believe me, do you?! You never believe me, you just think I'm going crazy! IS THAT IT?! WE'RE MARRIED NOW AND NOW YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME?!?! NEXT THING I KNOW I'LL FIND YOU WITH SOME YOUNGER, MORE ATTRACTIVE WOMAN AND THEN WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!??!"
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Post by Trucido Damnedblood on Nov 24, 2009 21:24:04 GMT -5
"Lilith, honey...." He said, "I will always love you, and there will never be anyone more attractive than you. But I need to know the question: have you been vomiting in the morning?"
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Post by Lilith on Nov 24, 2009 21:29:12 GMT -5
Lilith's eyebrow raised.
"NO, I haven't been. What would that have to do with anything!?!?"
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Post by Trucido Damnedblood on Nov 24, 2009 21:35:37 GMT -5
"Well, have you been feeling well? You could have got sicked or something." He said as he looked towards the sky. "This is relevant, dear. "
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Post by Lilith on Nov 27, 2009 10:18:13 GMT -5
Lilith glared daggers at Trucido.
"You're not my mother or anything, I don't see why you need to treat me like I'm some little kid! It's like you don't trust me to look after myself. I look after my own kingdom and I do that just fine, I'm sure that I look after myself just as well--or are you telling me now that I can't even rule over my own kingdom?! Mr. Damnedblood I am thoroughly insulted and your accusations are cruel and unfair!"
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Post by Trucido Damnedblood on Nov 27, 2009 10:38:16 GMT -5
"...I was asking if you go the sniffles." He said to her, "I did not accuse you of anything. How did you even jump to that conclusion?'
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Post by Lilith on Nov 28, 2009 23:32:43 GMT -5
Lilith blinked for a moment at Trucido, not even thoroughly realizing why she was actually freaking out at him.
"....YOU'RE BEING STUPID!!!" she shrieked and erupted into tears.
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Post by Trucido Damnedblood on Nov 28, 2009 23:42:16 GMT -5
"W-WHAT!?" He said out of shock. "Lilith, please do not cry. Crying doesn't suit you, dear." He hugged her.
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Post by Lilith on Nov 29, 2009 0:04:21 GMT -5
Lilith cried even harder, hugging Trucido back tightly.
"I'm just SCARED," she wailed and buried her face into his chest.
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Post by Trucido Damnedblood on Nov 29, 2009 0:12:05 GMT -5
"Scared of what, dear?" He asked her as he stroked her hair. "I have been called, by so many people, as the scariest thing to ever exist. We are married, any problem you have, we have." He lifted her head, and looked into her eyes.
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Post by Lilith on Nov 29, 2009 0:49:40 GMT -5
Lilith stared up at Trucido with an uncertain look in her eyes, gripping at his shirt tighter.
"A problem, yes. We do have a problem..." Lilith whimpered as her wailing ceased, just as her overly defensive air, "we're going to have a baby..."
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