Sims pt. 3

[glitters]

lol Miri will be happy with me this time. New and improved with larger images.

SO if I didn't mention it before Holmes is a romance novelist. That's where all the money lies, afterall.
It was a normal day for Bradley when suddenly he heard a smash of the back window...


"I dunno, this place seems pretty small..."
Bradley: HEY! What the hell do you kids think you're doing in my house?! My horrible, tacky, unsophisticated and poorly designed shack I call my house!


"HI, I'M SHERRIFF WOODY AND THE MASTER ORDERED I BRING CAPTAINS ALEX AND ZEKE TO COME LIVE WITH YOU."
Bradley: Oh dear god...


Bradley: No.
WOODY: TOO BAD! BTW YOUR HOUSE IS A PIECE OF CRAP. YOU LOSER, POLITICIANS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RICH.
Bradley: I AM rich.
WOODY: YOU'RE A LOSER AND MY TRAITS MAKE ME OBNOXIOUS AND GRUMPY.
Zeke: YAY, NEW HOUSE! :D


Bradley: Listen here you stinky, rotting ball of poorly processed cheese, I am NOT taking these kids into my house! I have one already and can't you see he's making me go BALD long before I should be?!
Zeke: D: I don't think he likes us.
Alex: Don't worry, he can't make us leave. He's stuck with us because the Master made it so.


LOL VOTE FOR BRADLEY THIS IS THE FACE OF A POLITICAL WINNER


WOODY: ALSO, I THINK--
Bradley: Get out of my house already!


Bradley: And you two also get out!
Zeke: Oh come on, we're good! Besides, you need us.
Alex: Yeah, we'll keep Alexander out of trouble for you. Even help him do his homework.
Bradley: I'm listening...


30 minutes later and I regret not taking the 'before' shot of the house when I tore the entire thing down and re-built with Bradley's awesome wealth...of like, $50,000.


Bradley: GENTLEMEN! Welcome to the family and my new semi-fancy house.
Alex: Sweet.


Alexander: Hi, everyone! Hi new hou--WHA? O_O **this so happened while he was at school/work all day**


Alexander: Why hullo thar.
Zeke: Hi! I'm Zeke and I'm your love interest.
Alexander: Sweet deals, and they told me love doesn't come in the mail...
Zeke: Huh?
Alexander: Exactly.


Alexander: Sooo...what do you do for a living?
Alex: ...I go to school with you.
Alexander: I know, but what do you do?
Alex: I...go to school with you. I then go to work at the grocery store. That's about it.
Alexander: And what do you want to be when you grow up?
Alex: I'm already an ass-kicker, so I guess I'll go on to professionally kicking ass after school is over.
Alexander: That doesn't sound like fun at all!
Alex: It's not supposed to be fun, it's work. People don't screw with me, I'll beat your mother with a broken lawn chair!
Alexander: D: my mom's dead.
Alex: Exactly.
Alexander: O_O
Alex: LOLOL JUST JOKES MAN.


Bradley is searching the galaxy! Probably for a new home...
Bradley: I'M LOOKING FOR THINGS THAT'LL MAKE ME MONEY.
....or not.


Zeke: You're really good at playing the guitar, Alex :D
Alexander: Thanks. That painting of the alligator you did was pretty sweet, too.
Zeke: ...it was a flower.
Alexander: Then why'd it have teeth!?
Zeke: Those were the leaves!


Holmes hasn't broken up with his girlfriend yet! Maybe someday I'll make him move out with her...
...And then they'll break up and he'll have to come back to live with Bradley and the gang XDD;


lol helping with homework
Zeke: Come on, Alex, it's easy!
Alexander: If it's so easy then why am I having trouble trying to divide this thing by zero!?
Zeke: ................
Bradley: BWAHAHA, BETTER YOU THAN ME, KID!


This past week I learned why Alexander should never be trusted to do laundry. EVER. The one and only time he did it he found this "laundry gnome" which upon further investigation appears to be a magical type of gnome that just...disappears and reappears in random places in the house in different poses. Alexander named it Lucy.

Holmes: Alexander, your friend's back.


RAWR!


Hehehe.
Alexander: Taken care of. BYE, HOLMES. By the way, what's with the magazines under your--
Holmes: GET OUT IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.


LOL Holmes decides to do the laundry while Alexander and Zeke are hiding out together in the bathroom/laundry room.
Holmes: Should I be telling your father about this?
Alexander: I think you should just forget everything you just saw. **he and Zeke run off**
Holmes: Oh, I most certainly will NOT. In fact, I'm going to get Bradley on the phone the moment I--


**EXACTLY after the boys leave the room**
Holmes: .....damn kids.

"Holmes! Holmes, come here!!"


Holmes: What is it?
Alex: What the HELL is that thing?
Holmes: Can't you tell? It is the work of the Devil.


Alex: Cute, Holmes. Seriously though, what is it?
Holmes: I wasn't joking. I'm quite certain Alexander has cursed the household.


BRADLEY IS PARTYING AGAIN. It's amazing how one man can raise $50,000+ in four hours by dancing with rich people.

DIFFERENT HOUSE NEXT TIME I'VE GOT ANOTHER IN THE WORKS LOL

[Alex of Santo-Luce]

WOOHOO I'M IN DA HOUSE.

But it's really hard to tell me and Zeke apart..... I guess that's why I'm wearing black and him white.

[glitters]

LOL I tried REALLLLLLY hard. REALLY hard but gah, they're like...virtually the same it sucks so hard XD;

It was like...damn, both black hair. Damn both of you with green eyes. K, one of you has spikier hair than the other--this one has a little more muscle [Alex] to him and because he's a little more badass I'll give him black gloves on top of that. Give him the black shirt to really make him stand out and VOILA, now they look totally different!

And then I facepalmed when I took them for the test run in the house and was like GREAT, THEY STILL LOOK THE SAME OH MOTHERFU--!!!


When I look down from the topview I'm happy that I gave Alex the gloves xD; it's easier for me to tell when playing who's who. I wish we had more selections for types of clothing/hairstyles. I may just have to break down and buy a damn stuff pack or something because apparently (so far) we don't have meshes in this game for us to tamper with and create our own D: we only have control of colours and patterns so I hear.

[Alex of Santo-Luce]

Ugh, that really sucks. I hope they come out with a decent mesh editor soon! And a stuff pack would be cool too.

And LOL, that's hilarious.

I'm sad. My Sims game is too big to fit on my drive. GRAH.