Post by glitters on Oct 24, 2010 12:06:33 GMT -5
BWAHAHAHAHA I'm so awesomely amused and take pleasure in watching my sims suffer. And I'd thought I'd share it all with you.
I moved the Loque family onto an empty lot. Look, even Andy with dorky hair is there, too!
Hala: Mama, you moved us here saying "The Master said so" but we've no house.
Annabelle: You don't think I know that!? Everyone get off the lot and a house will show up!
And then it was so.
Vincent: It looks tacky and boring. Did the 'Master' you speak of just not put any effort into this?
Annabelle: She does as she wants, just be happy you have a place to sleep, you ungrateful sack of rocks.
LOOK AT VINCENT HE IS A FIREFIGHTER.
And Annabelle has an even cooler job, she is a ghost hunter.
Vincent: Are you just going to work?
Annabelle: I am--are you finally coming home to see your family?
Vincent: D: HEY. I get home when I can, my work is demanding.
Vincent: ....who the hell are you?
Parker: Oh, hi there! :D I'm Parker and I came over to hang out with Jasmine for the evening.
Vincent: HAHAHAHA oh no you didn't you little prick get out >>
I'm sad I missed the shot of him basically chasing him out of the house D: Annabelle had something going on at work and I didn't pause while I went to delegate orders.
YEAH. THIS IS WHAT ANNABELLE DOES.
Annabelle: TASTE UNEXPLAINED TECHNOLOGY, SUCKERS!!
Annabelle brought a spirit home with her--she named it Chasity.
SHE IS TALKING TO GHOSTS.
Jasmine: Andy, didn't your hair used to stand up more? D:
Andy: Yeah but the Master couldn't find a hairstyle that matched any better than this; she even shopped online with her Simpoints and couldn't find anything for me :/
Jasmine: ...You look like Xisa.
Andy: Please don't ever say that again.
A'IGHT LET'S DANCE INSTEAD.
Annabelle goes to work for the night in her new, spiffy outfit. Tonight she fights her very first poltergeist haunting--equipped with a new machine that helps her detect them and KICK THEIR SUPERNATURAL ASSES.
Andy and Jasmine come back from dancing in the kitchen.
Jasmine: .__.
Andy: BWAHAHAA! What do you call that look, Vincent? The "I tried and failed again" look?
Vincent: Oh shut up. I'd rather get rid of this thing but your mother insists that the 'Master' is against us using our money to replace objects if I can just fix it instead.
Jasmine: Papa, I don't think you should touch it D:
Vincent: Uhoh
Jasmine: Papa, get out of there!
Jasmine: EEE!
Andy: DON'T WORRY, JAS, I'VE GOT IT!
Jasmine: Oh my god...
Andy: Oh crap...what do we tell your mom when she gets home?!
MEANWHILE this is what Annabelle has been up to.
Annabelle: HELLO, GHOSTS...
Annabelle: Please leave.
Ghost: NO!! NEVER RAWR I'M GONNA HAUNT THIS PLACE FOREVER.
Annabelle: Well then you leave me no choice but to BUST OUT THE BIG GUNS. And I don't mean my chest either.
*brick'd*
Hala comes home from work (she is a paramedic )
Hala: VINCENT!! *wails*
Jasmine: T_T Annnndddyyy
Andy: ....you know, we still have to find a way to deal with that stereo.
Annabelle comes home from work!
Annabelle: What are you all blubbering about?!
Andy: Vincent had an...accident.
Annabelle: For the love of--do I have to do everything around here!?? Give me that urn, I'll fix this.
Annabelle: This is NOT how it was supposed to work. MASTER, CAN WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS?
And then a mighty voice spoke from the heavens and said, "I already saved a second copy of the game--one where he is alive, and one where he is not. You don't have your awesome new suit in the copy where he's alive, though."
Annabelle: Dammit, that useless son-in-law!!
Family meeting time
Hala: We've been here not even a week and this happens. I guess I shouldn't be surprised, it's not like I haven't gone through this before.
Jasmine: I find it highly ironic that Papa was a firefighter and yet fire was what killed him.
Andy: Well remember it was actually the electrical shock he got that killed him, it just started up a fire in addition to that.
Jasmine: That's still something he should have known! He was the fire captain of all things!
Annabelle: Well, I've got good news and bad news.
Hala: You've brought Vincent back!?
Annabelle: ....Kinda.
Vincent: HELLO, FAMILY.
Hala and Jasmine: O__O
Andy: Oh GREAT now he can go through walls.
Hala: Mama, I appreciate your help but I think I'd have liked it if he just stayed in his grave.
Vincent: HEY! D:
Annabelle: Beggars can't be choosers, it's not my fault you married him.
Hala: You idiot! What's the matter with you playing with sparking electronics like that?! Didn't you know what could happen!?
Vincent: Oh PLEASE! YOU'RE giving me the third degree when YOU were the one harping 'VINCENT, FIX THE STEREO. IT'S MAKING FUNNY NOISES AND I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT.' Shut up!
Such a happy family haha.
MEANWHILE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN
Alexander: So there have been really weird things happening lately D:
Alex: Yeah, your dad seems pretty happy as he mentioned someone ultra powerful and rich moved into town. Apparently he's invited them over.
Alexander: I know D: I've got a bad feeling about it, though.
Alex: Whatever, it probably isn't that bad.
**cue foreboding music**
Alexander: O___O
Alex: ....it's the Master, isn't it?
Alexander: *NODNODNODNOD*
JESS: GOOD EVENING, MY PUPPETS! I'VE COME TO HAUNT YOUR DREAMS, DESTROY YOUR HOME, SHATTER YOUR FUTURES, AND GIVE YOUR CHILDREN STRANGE GROWTHS ON THEIR NECKS.
Alexander: I'm getting out of here!! AHH!!
JESS: REALLY now, Alexander! Come out and play with your creator for a bit!
Alex: ....So, what exactly are you here for?
JESS: I was serious about the destroying your home speech. Also, I'm in the middle of forming an amazing mastermind plan to thieve the world's biggest diamond; I'll let you in on it if you want.
Alex: No thanks, I've got homework to do and an heir to babysit.
JESS: THEN I SHALL COMMENCE DANCING EVILLY.
Alexander: Well, I'm running away!
Alex: No, you're not.
Zeke: What's the matter?
Alex: He's having a hissy because the Master has shown up unexpectedly (as per usual) to live with us.
Alexander: Dammit, she's here to seduce my dad and you all know it! D: it's like the joke will never end!
Zeke: That's silly, Alex. I'll show you otherwise!
Zeke: Or maybe I won't. Is your dad laughing and smiling like he's having fun?
Alexander: AHH! D: MAKE IT STOP.
Zeke: Uh...Mr. Frexton, there's a phonecall for you! It's from work.
Bradley: I'LL BE BACK I MUST TAKE THAT!
Alexander: .....you know, she doesn't look that big, I could take her.
Alexander: I know you think you're all high and mighty, but your dancing sucks and you should stay away from my dad! Things will get ugly otherwise!
JESS: Oh, they'll get ugly alright. First it'll start with things moving in your bedroom, things that are in your way and make you late for school. Your grades will drop because you'll be late, you'll miraculously feel tired and grumpy at work and lose your job, you'll be violently ill for days because despite there being fresh food in the fridge you keep eating the rotten leftovers, your boyfriend will cheat on you and then beat you up when you call him out on it and you'll lose all your friends--all with no plausible explanation whatsoever. And then one day you'll wake up in your room alone; it'll be dark, cold, lonely, and running low on air because oh no, someone 'forgot' to put in windows and doors for you!
Alexander: O____O EEEP I'LL BE GOOD I'LL BE GOOD OH GOD I'LL BE GOOD!
Zeke: ................well, I think we're screwed.
Alexander: T__T what do we do?!
K I'M DONE FOR ANOTHER WEEK.
I moved the Loque family onto an empty lot. Look, even Andy with dorky hair is there, too!
Hala: Mama, you moved us here saying "The Master said so" but we've no house.
Annabelle: You don't think I know that!? Everyone get off the lot and a house will show up!
And then it was so.
Vincent: It looks tacky and boring. Did the 'Master' you speak of just not put any effort into this?
Annabelle: She does as she wants, just be happy you have a place to sleep, you ungrateful sack of rocks.
LOOK AT VINCENT HE IS A FIREFIGHTER.
And Annabelle has an even cooler job, she is a ghost hunter.
Vincent: Are you just going to work?
Annabelle: I am--are you finally coming home to see your family?
Vincent: D: HEY. I get home when I can, my work is demanding.
Vincent: ....who the hell are you?
Parker: Oh, hi there! :D I'm Parker and I came over to hang out with Jasmine for the evening.
Vincent: HAHAHAHA oh no you didn't you little prick get out >>
I'm sad I missed the shot of him basically chasing him out of the house D: Annabelle had something going on at work and I didn't pause while I went to delegate orders.
YEAH. THIS IS WHAT ANNABELLE DOES.
Annabelle: TASTE UNEXPLAINED TECHNOLOGY, SUCKERS!!
Annabelle brought a spirit home with her--she named it Chasity.
SHE IS TALKING TO GHOSTS.
Jasmine: Andy, didn't your hair used to stand up more? D:
Andy: Yeah but the Master couldn't find a hairstyle that matched any better than this; she even shopped online with her Simpoints and couldn't find anything for me :/
Jasmine: ...You look like Xisa.
Andy: Please don't ever say that again.
A'IGHT LET'S DANCE INSTEAD.
Annabelle goes to work for the night in her new, spiffy outfit. Tonight she fights her very first poltergeist haunting--equipped with a new machine that helps her detect them and KICK THEIR SUPERNATURAL ASSES.
Andy and Jasmine come back from dancing in the kitchen.
Jasmine: .__.
Andy: BWAHAHAA! What do you call that look, Vincent? The "I tried and failed again" look?
Vincent: Oh shut up. I'd rather get rid of this thing but your mother insists that the 'Master' is against us using our money to replace objects if I can just fix it instead.
Jasmine: Papa, I don't think you should touch it D:
Vincent: Uhoh
Jasmine: Papa, get out of there!
Jasmine: EEE!
Andy: DON'T WORRY, JAS, I'VE GOT IT!
Jasmine: Oh my god...
Andy: Oh crap...what do we tell your mom when she gets home?!
MEANWHILE this is what Annabelle has been up to.
Annabelle: HELLO, GHOSTS...
Annabelle: Please leave.
Ghost: NO!! NEVER RAWR I'M GONNA HAUNT THIS PLACE FOREVER.
Annabelle: Well then you leave me no choice but to BUST OUT THE BIG GUNS. And I don't mean my chest either.
*brick'd*
Hala comes home from work (she is a paramedic )
Hala: VINCENT!! *wails*
Jasmine: T_T Annnndddyyy
Andy: ....you know, we still have to find a way to deal with that stereo.
Annabelle comes home from work!
Annabelle: What are you all blubbering about?!
Andy: Vincent had an...accident.
Annabelle: For the love of--do I have to do everything around here!?? Give me that urn, I'll fix this.
Annabelle: This is NOT how it was supposed to work. MASTER, CAN WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS?
And then a mighty voice spoke from the heavens and said, "I already saved a second copy of the game--one where he is alive, and one where he is not. You don't have your awesome new suit in the copy where he's alive, though."
Annabelle: Dammit, that useless son-in-law!!
Family meeting time
Hala: We've been here not even a week and this happens. I guess I shouldn't be surprised, it's not like I haven't gone through this before.
Jasmine: I find it highly ironic that Papa was a firefighter and yet fire was what killed him.
Andy: Well remember it was actually the electrical shock he got that killed him, it just started up a fire in addition to that.
Jasmine: That's still something he should have known! He was the fire captain of all things!
Annabelle: Well, I've got good news and bad news.
Hala: You've brought Vincent back!?
Annabelle: ....Kinda.
Vincent: HELLO, FAMILY.
Hala and Jasmine: O__O
Andy: Oh GREAT now he can go through walls.
Hala: Mama, I appreciate your help but I think I'd have liked it if he just stayed in his grave.
Vincent: HEY! D:
Annabelle: Beggars can't be choosers, it's not my fault you married him.
Hala: You idiot! What's the matter with you playing with sparking electronics like that?! Didn't you know what could happen!?
Vincent: Oh PLEASE! YOU'RE giving me the third degree when YOU were the one harping 'VINCENT, FIX THE STEREO. IT'S MAKING FUNNY NOISES AND I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT.' Shut up!
Such a happy family haha.
MEANWHILE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN
Alexander: So there have been really weird things happening lately D:
Alex: Yeah, your dad seems pretty happy as he mentioned someone ultra powerful and rich moved into town. Apparently he's invited them over.
Alexander: I know D: I've got a bad feeling about it, though.
Alex: Whatever, it probably isn't that bad.
**cue foreboding music**
Alexander: O___O
Alex: ....it's the Master, isn't it?
Alexander: *NODNODNODNOD*
JESS: GOOD EVENING, MY PUPPETS! I'VE COME TO HAUNT YOUR DREAMS, DESTROY YOUR HOME, SHATTER YOUR FUTURES, AND GIVE YOUR CHILDREN STRANGE GROWTHS ON THEIR NECKS.
Alexander: I'm getting out of here!! AHH!!
JESS: REALLY now, Alexander! Come out and play with your creator for a bit!
Alex: ....So, what exactly are you here for?
JESS: I was serious about the destroying your home speech. Also, I'm in the middle of forming an amazing mastermind plan to thieve the world's biggest diamond; I'll let you in on it if you want.
Alex: No thanks, I've got homework to do and an heir to babysit.
JESS: THEN I SHALL COMMENCE DANCING EVILLY.
Alexander: Well, I'm running away!
Alex: No, you're not.
Zeke: What's the matter?
Alex: He's having a hissy because the Master has shown up unexpectedly (as per usual) to live with us.
Alexander: Dammit, she's here to seduce my dad and you all know it! D: it's like the joke will never end!
Zeke: That's silly, Alex. I'll show you otherwise!
Zeke: Or maybe I won't. Is your dad laughing and smiling like he's having fun?
Alexander: AHH! D: MAKE IT STOP.
Zeke: Uh...Mr. Frexton, there's a phonecall for you! It's from work.
Bradley: I'LL BE BACK I MUST TAKE THAT!
Alexander: .....you know, she doesn't look that big, I could take her.
Alexander: I know you think you're all high and mighty, but your dancing sucks and you should stay away from my dad! Things will get ugly otherwise!
JESS: Oh, they'll get ugly alright. First it'll start with things moving in your bedroom, things that are in your way and make you late for school. Your grades will drop because you'll be late, you'll miraculously feel tired and grumpy at work and lose your job, you'll be violently ill for days because despite there being fresh food in the fridge you keep eating the rotten leftovers, your boyfriend will cheat on you and then beat you up when you call him out on it and you'll lose all your friends--all with no plausible explanation whatsoever. And then one day you'll wake up in your room alone; it'll be dark, cold, lonely, and running low on air because oh no, someone 'forgot' to put in windows and doors for you!
Alexander: O____O EEEP I'LL BE GOOD I'LL BE GOOD OH GOD I'LL BE GOOD!
Zeke: ................well, I think we're screwed.
Alexander: T__T what do we do?!
K I'M DONE FOR ANOTHER WEEK.
I am amused.
You can sell the ghosts you catch to them or start collecting them in your house like I'm making Annabelle do. I think once I've got 20 I'll set them all free and see if that does anything.
