Post by glitters on Dec 25, 2012 23:07:07 GMT -5
Oh dear god, that day finally came as it does every year, once a year.
Everyone dressed in their best (for some that meant just cleaning the blood off their clothing). Brea, Sahir and Yeligar all greeted each other as they walked in the door.
Not even five minutes in and the devious siblings Ludro and Lana were already 'enchancing' the punch.
Vash decorated himself and displayed his colours proudly.
Kevin: ...show-off.
Enizo: My dear justice-seeking lady! You must have this dance with me, I won't take no for an answer!
Sahir: Ga...I mean, I'd love to but I just remembered that my house is on fire! I really need to go take a look at--
Bang: *SWOOPS IN* She will have this dance with ME! The ninja of justice, love, Christmas spirit, and mistletoe!
Enizo: D'OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--!!
Kazan was there to comfort him.
Kazan: LEEEMMOOOOOONNN FFAAAACCEEE...
Something a little more serious. Roxa and Alessia have a family portrait, their first Christmas together~
And in the background Vash praised the greatest donut he'd ever found...
There were many games to be had, including Christmas Pictionary, lead by Zeke.
Alexander: It's a kitty!
Volkmar: It's not a cat! It's some sort of...thing with glowing eyes!
Zaria: You're both wrong, there's no pupils on it. It's more like a spear if you look at it at the right angle.
The Other: It looks disturbing. What kind of game is this?
Alexander: It's a kitty cat, look at the ears.
Zeke: My liege, it's not a cat D:
Alexander: It SO is, though, look at the pointed ears.
Volkmar: Fool! Those are not ears, those are hands!
Zaria: It looks more like a plant, you guys...
40 minutes later...
Alexander: I still say it's a cat.
Zeke: It's NOT...a CAT...Sire.
Alexander: It's a cat.
Volkmar: I HATE THIS GAME!!! I WILL END YOU ALL WITH IT!!!
Zaria: Drama queen. Look, it's some sort of tree...thing.
The Other: is this the point of the game? Give stupid answers until one of you murders everyone? I think I may like it!
Zeke: I can't tell if I'm that rusty or if these people are all just this stupid...
Frustrated, everyone gave up!
Zeke: I don't like when I'm trying to do something fun and you won't take it seriously, Alex. Not everything I draw looks like a "cat" and you know it.
Alexander: Of course I take your silly game seriously! What would make you say--*has drawing shown to him* OH MY...!
Zeke: I KNEW IT! You're a terrible liar!
The Andy approaches the Jasmine under mistletoe. At first he looks confused, much like he did any other time he had been around her in a semi-intimate way.
AND THEN SWOOPED IN LIKE A MAN FOR HIS KISS. No relationship drama there.
MEANWHILE...
Alexander: OH HO! Looks like the tables have turned, Fri! Stay away from my Shanira!
Mark: Pfffbbtt! If I wanted it that badly, you wouldn't be able to stop me, Frexton.
Annnnd then Shanira went to examine the Christmas tree.
That's when things took a turn for the interesting as Lana got bored and decided to give Andy a shower with the punch bowl.
Lana: TAKE THIS, JAMMER!
Jasmine: Oh no!
Andy: Jasmine. Hold my gloves.
Jasmine: ...You don't have gloves, Andy.
Andy: Then they were ALREADY OFF DAMMIT PRINCEL WHEN I GET AHOLD OF YOU--!!!!
And Xiza discovered Bacardi.
Xiza: WHO KNEW DRINKING COULD FEEL SO AWESOME?!
And there was Vincent, trying to enjoy his beer. Trying.
Vincent: Why is there some disgusting gay man every where I look?!
And with all of this 'goodness' and 'caring' and mythical speakings of this 'jesus', the Other became quickly bored of the whole ordeal and took issues into his own hands.
The Other: ' HO HO HO ' this is your 'Santa Claus', stupid mortals!
The Other: What do you want for Christmas, you empty-headed thing?
Small child: I wanna go visit somewhere warm for Christmas!
And with all of this talk of 'snow' and how it was 'cold' to the mortals, and observing how very hollow and useless children were, The Other knew just what to do to solve everyone's problems at Christmas.
EVERYONE GOT WHAT THEY WANTED. The fire was fed, the child was sent to his warm home as were several others in the process, and the squeals tickled The Other. GREAT SUCCESS.
But now why was everyone screaming? Why were these people NEVER happy with anything he did? Last time he tried to help THEM.
The party exploded into a brawl, everyone arguing and throwing fists in drunken rage, Lana and Andy crashing through a 7ft window and using 3ft decorative wooden candy canes as weapons. Holiday cheer for everyone!
Enizo: ...Won't someone PLEASE think of the children!? The Other needs to be stopped!
Ingway: I concur! This mad, heinous iniquity must be ceased! *shoves all valuables into his void-pocket*
And whatever happens at the Christmas party, stays at the Christmas party...unless you take them home with you
Everyone dressed in their best (for some that meant just cleaning the blood off their clothing). Brea, Sahir and Yeligar all greeted each other as they walked in the door.
Not even five minutes in and the devious siblings Ludro and Lana were already 'enchancing' the punch.
Vash decorated himself and displayed his colours proudly.
Kevin: ...show-off.
Enizo: My dear justice-seeking lady! You must have this dance with me, I won't take no for an answer!
Sahir: Ga...I mean, I'd love to but I just remembered that my house is on fire! I really need to go take a look at--
Bang: *SWOOPS IN* She will have this dance with ME! The ninja of justice, love, Christmas spirit, and mistletoe!
Enizo: D'OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--!!
Kazan was there to comfort him.
Kazan: LEEEMMOOOOOONNN FFAAAACCEEE...
Something a little more serious. Roxa and Alessia have a family portrait, their first Christmas together~
And in the background Vash praised the greatest donut he'd ever found...
There were many games to be had, including Christmas Pictionary, lead by Zeke.
Alexander: It's a kitty!
Volkmar: It's not a cat! It's some sort of...thing with glowing eyes!
Zaria: You're both wrong, there's no pupils on it. It's more like a spear if you look at it at the right angle.
The Other: It looks disturbing. What kind of game is this?
Alexander: It's a kitty cat, look at the ears.
Zeke: My liege, it's not a cat D:
Alexander: It SO is, though, look at the pointed ears.
Volkmar: Fool! Those are not ears, those are hands!
Zaria: It looks more like a plant, you guys...
40 minutes later...
Alexander: I still say it's a cat.
Zeke: It's NOT...a CAT...Sire.
Alexander: It's a cat.
Volkmar: I HATE THIS GAME!!! I WILL END YOU ALL WITH IT!!!
Zaria: Drama queen. Look, it's some sort of tree...thing.
The Other: is this the point of the game? Give stupid answers until one of you murders everyone? I think I may like it!
Zeke: I can't tell if I'm that rusty or if these people are all just this stupid...
Frustrated, everyone gave up!
Zeke: I don't like when I'm trying to do something fun and you won't take it seriously, Alex. Not everything I draw looks like a "cat" and you know it.
Alexander: Of course I take your silly game seriously! What would make you say--*has drawing shown to him* OH MY...!
Zeke: I KNEW IT! You're a terrible liar!
The Andy approaches the Jasmine under mistletoe. At first he looks confused, much like he did any other time he had been around her in a semi-intimate way.
AND THEN SWOOPED IN LIKE A MAN FOR HIS KISS. No relationship drama there.
MEANWHILE...
Alexander: OH HO! Looks like the tables have turned, Fri! Stay away from my Shanira!
Mark: Pfffbbtt! If I wanted it that badly, you wouldn't be able to stop me, Frexton.
Annnnd then Shanira went to examine the Christmas tree.
That's when things took a turn for the interesting as Lana got bored and decided to give Andy a shower with the punch bowl.
Lana: TAKE THIS, JAMMER!
Jasmine: Oh no!
Andy: Jasmine. Hold my gloves.
Jasmine: ...You don't have gloves, Andy.
Andy: Then they were ALREADY OFF DAMMIT PRINCEL WHEN I GET AHOLD OF YOU--!!!!
And Xiza discovered Bacardi.
Xiza: WHO KNEW DRINKING COULD FEEL SO AWESOME?!
And there was Vincent, trying to enjoy his beer. Trying.
Vincent: Why is there some disgusting gay man every where I look?!
And with all of this 'goodness' and 'caring' and mythical speakings of this 'jesus', the Other became quickly bored of the whole ordeal and took issues into his own hands.
The Other: ' HO HO HO ' this is your 'Santa Claus', stupid mortals!
The Other: What do you want for Christmas, you empty-headed thing?
Small child: I wanna go visit somewhere warm for Christmas!
And with all of this talk of 'snow' and how it was 'cold' to the mortals, and observing how very hollow and useless children were, The Other knew just what to do to solve everyone's problems at Christmas.
EVERYONE GOT WHAT THEY WANTED. The fire was fed, the child was sent to his warm home as were several others in the process, and the squeals tickled The Other. GREAT SUCCESS.
But now why was everyone screaming? Why were these people NEVER happy with anything he did? Last time he tried to help THEM.
The party exploded into a brawl, everyone arguing and throwing fists in drunken rage, Lana and Andy crashing through a 7ft window and using 3ft decorative wooden candy canes as weapons. Holiday cheer for everyone!
Enizo: ...Won't someone PLEASE think of the children!? The Other needs to be stopped!
Ingway: I concur! This mad, heinous iniquity must be ceased! *shoves all valuables into his void-pocket*
And whatever happens at the Christmas party, stays at the Christmas party...unless you take them home with you
TADAAAAA?? Sorry it's not coloured or highly detailed this time around. But I hope it was fun.
