TO ANDY

[vincent]

HI EVERYONE I'm Vincent and I teamed up with an unknown but psychic artist and she helped me draw something that Andy needs to see very badly.

THIS IS YOUR FATE. RUN, FOOL!



H-HEY! THE BOTTOM IS CUT OFF. Whatever it only said "the end" anyway. And it had your feet. Not that you seem to HAVE ANY MORE AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE.


I TOLD YOU TO DUMP MY DAUGHTER. YOU JUST WON'T LISTEN. YOUR FUNERAL, BUDDY. AND THERE BETTER BE WOMEN THERE.


From,
Vincent Loque

[Kouji - Hikari no Shiro Okami]

LOLOL

Oh god, LOL

[vincent]

THIS ISN'T FUNNY. THIS IS SRS BIZNESS.

[sumata]

Vincent, let's face it.

You're not hiding from your enemies, you're REALLY hiding from your wife, who will Muriel bash you with a rolling pin when she sees what you've been doing with your spare time, right? |DDD

[vincent]

*whimper* My wife is DEAD you heartless prick What I do in my spare time isn't any of your concern.

I'm just being the good guy here, warning Andy of what kind of fate will befall him if he keeps getting my daughter's hopes up D: You think I WANT to see him give up his freedom as a man? Not at all, it isn't right. That's why I'm convincing him to ditch my daughter so I can find her a real man mwahahahaha.

WOMEN RUIN EVERYTHING.

[glitters]

AHEM. >>

[vincent]

Go away, Jasmine. Daddy's working.

[sumata]

My mother's dead too, get over it lulz

Well okay. As long as you're looking out for your daughter.

...But maybe your wife will come from beyond the grave to Muriel bash you. D|!

[vincent]

Your ma's dead because I rocked her socks off good and proper and it was too awesome for her to handle. Get over THAT *pelvic thrust*

....You know, now that I think of it my wife was capable of doing the most insanely unexplainable things. For all I know she COULD come back and Muriel bash me...>>;

<<;


*cue paranoia*

[sumata]

JOKE'S ON YOU SHE WAS MY DAD

Oh...Well I'm sorry. Hopefully she doesn't do that.

...But at least you'd get to see her again!!

[vincent]

WELL THAT WAS IN FACT THE MOST FEMININE MAN I'VE EVER DONE. Explains the chest hair on the lack of chest. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go vomit in some kid's doll house and bleach my...

I should hope she won't. She tends to usually back off when I cower away from her in fear. =| it would be wonderful to see my beautiful wife again.

[sumata]

THANKS FOR KILLING MY DAD IN SUCH A GROSS WAY.

Well at least you have your daughter!

[vincent]

YOUR DAD KILLED MY SEX DRIVE IN SUCH A GROSS WAY, HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL!?

This is true And a hot girlfriend who is like, twenty years old.

[sumata]

GREAT. CAUSE YOU LOVED IT.

Well then. I suppose..hot..girlfriends..are good...

...*looks down thinking what she just said*?

[vincent]

You know, in those blissfully passionate moments of moonlight, rum, and sweet intoxicated judgement YES, I DID ENJOY MYSELF. SUCK ON THAT, KID.

Yes. The younger the better. =)


EDIT: WAIT, WTF DID I JUST...