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Post by Vash, the Angel's Moon on Sept 3, 2012 0:25:03 GMT -5
"Naw, whatchu talkin' bout?" I asked through a mouthful of sake and donuts. "Kidddo, theresh more l-looove here than... than... than th'resht of Allorum put T'GETH'R!" I stood, putting one foot ont he table, throwing my arm arounder hand pulling her up. "Look't 'em all!" I said, waving at the wisps that surrounded me, and every so often broke off or rejoined one of the bar's less-living patrons. "Th'lovesh 'n'emoshunsh... 'f th'dead!" I grinned. "Takesh th'dead t'truly know wh-whut... life'sh about, shyu kno...?" My grin became silly. "Lovesh. Hopesh. Fearsh...." I shook my head. "Th'deadsh knowsh more 'bout thatsh than... than... than the livingsh! There'sh more lifesh here th'n AAAAAAAAAAANY other plashesh I've been!" I took another swig.
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Post by Akira Satou on Sept 3, 2012 0:39:00 GMT -5
Akira begins laughing, swaying as she too placed her foot on the table. "Perhapsh! Maybe you's right, Vassshhhhy~" Her speech was starting to slur. Nowhere near as bas as his yet, but her head was light as a feather. She began sipping more and more quickly. "Life'sh craaashy rampant here! Dead folksh shhhhure know dare shtuff!" More sipping. The bottle was more than halfway gone. Her stomach was swishing around and she could feel it.
"Shay, whash dat ring-shing you's eatin'?"
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Post by Vash, the Angel's Moon on Sept 3, 2012 0:46:22 GMT -5
"DOOOOOONUUUUTTTSSHHH~" I shouted, raising the box over my head like an offering to the goddess. "TH'FOOD OF U-YOO-YOO-NEE-VER-SHAALL WORLDSSSHHHH PEAAAASHH!" I grinnned, starting to feel the effects of the alcohol, finally. I did promise myself to get tipsy tonight.
"T-TRAAIIIIIIY ONESH, UH-KEE-RRRRRAAAH! ITSSSHHHH BETTER THAN BEERSH! YEEEEESSSSHHHH! AND SH-SHAYYYY IT WISH ME! LOOOOOOOOVESH! AAANNNDDDDSH! PEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHHH!!!!!"
I shoved a donut in Akira's mouth between swigs of sake. And then I dragged her up onto the bar.
"HEE-ROOOEESHH! OF LOVE! ANDSH! PEEEEEEAAAAASHHH! SHAY IT! LOVE! ANDSH! PEEASH! LOVE! AND! PEEEAAAASHHHH!!!!"
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Post by Akira Satou on Sept 3, 2012 0:55:02 GMT -5
"Hee-roooshh... Ov... Loave. AND PEEEAAASSSHH!" Akira began smiling and chowing down on the donut. She downed the remainder of the third bottle of sake she had been drinking tonight, and decided the sake tasted better. "Eeesh not... ash good ash shockey, Vasshh... Beer, may-beeee. Not shockey." Her eyelids drooped instantly as she suddenly stopped swaying and fell into Vash. In but an instant, she looked asleep in five seconds the way she would in the middle of the night, with the addition of her clothes.
She had already drooled a little bit on his chest, and the sake bottle fell and shattered a bit. A tiny snore escapes her as she kept her drunken smile in sleep.
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Post by Vash, the Angel's Moon on Sept 3, 2012 1:02:26 GMT -5
Her losing her balance and my slight loss of mine knocked us both off the bar, but I smiled down at her, picking her up, propping her across my shoulders. Half the bar cheered; our little contest had attracted some attention, and money changed hands more than a few times as I danced around a little, making my little V-peace sign before I walked over to 'Guo. "H-hey mishter... y'y'looks... shober. Y'mindsh.... mindsh.... helpin ush upshtairshhh.... Mishter...?" I winked at him. Under my breath, I mumbled, "And that was muuuch more fun than I've had in aaaagess. 't least since I got punched out by m'sister's grump of a Knight... maybe longer... wasn't ac'chally tipsy back then, y'know?" I grabbed onto 'Guo's shoulder, despite being more than capable of walking straight, and carrying Akira's weight. But appearances must be kept... besides. This was priceless. Kerrian often disparaged my sense of humor, but it wasn't any of his business, now was it? Meanie...! I thought very hard at him. I got the vague impression of rolling eyes in response. |
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